MY JOB IS THE GREATEST EVER!!!

_{Amy Adams side eyeing tptb for the lack of a Lois Lane figurine.}

(Source: ruthgilmartin)

My tickets for the ball came!

adultnapped:

do he got the booty?

no 

This is why I love you.

Ever wonder what Loki would look like if he was Captain America?

misskitquinn:

ladys3:

moonflowerlights:

Lmao! The 21st century version of looking through someone’s medicine cabinet. ;) I keep mine stashed in a drawer under some tshirts. Used to keep it in my nightstand until my parents were helping me fix my closet and my dad went into my nightstand. I jumped so fast to shut it XD. So now I keep them (and all my other sex toys) under my fandom tshirts XD

See, I think it’s the curse of living alone. I only think about myself. “Where am I when I most often use it? Good, I’ll put it here.” Not “Where will other people be least likely to find it.” Having friends over can be awkward, lol.

*mental note for next time I’m at Tally’s…the extra toilet paper is not in the cabinet under the sink.

Well…it is….

(Source: xingstyx)

moonflowerlights:

Lmao! The 21st century version of looking through someone’s medicine cabinet. ;) I keep mine stashed in a drawer under some tshirts. Used to keep it in my nightstand until my parents were helping me fix my closet and my dad went into my nightstand. I jumped so fast to shut it XD. So now I keep them (and all my other sex toys) under my fandom tshirts XD

See, I think it’s the curse of living alone. I only think about myself. “Where am I when I most often use it? Good, I’ll put it here.” Not “Where will other people be least likely to find it.” Having friends over can be awkward, lol.